It's always been my contention that people don't really know how to threaten each other properly. If you just tell someone you are going to shoot them, where is the fear in that? For my money, you have to go Ving Rhames style (a la Pulp Fiction). So, to that end collinized.com is proud to present 'The Threat-A-Rator'. Here's how it works - it randomly picks two unrelated items, and places them together for you to use in your threat. So instead of 'if I have to come down there, I'm cracking skulls', you can use 'if I have to come down there, I'm bringing 2 double A batteries and a pack of gum'. See, scarier isn't it? Try it yourself, click here punk.